Aliza Kelly

TRUE CRIME ASTROLOGY?! Aliza Reads the Birth Charts of The 5 Most NOTORIOUS Serial Killers!

5.3K views · 4d ago · 50:44

For this very special Halloweek week, seriously SINISTER edition of AstroloTea, we’re doing TRUE CRIME ASTROLOGY, investigating the birth charts of 5 of the most NOTORIOUS SERIAL KILLERS in modern history! Aliza Kelly is getting brave, and blind reacting to these infamous birth charts. What do Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez (the Night Stalker), and David Berkowitz (the Son of Sam) have in common? Well, it may be more than meets the eye.

Topics: Welcome to the Tea Party · Ted Bundy · Jeffrey Dahmer · John Wayne Gacy · Richard Ramirez · David Berkowitz

HORROR-SCOPES Week 10/26: HAUNTED Full Moon + HALLOWEEN CHAOS! (COSTUMES for EVERY Sign!)

9K views · 6d ago · 1:15:48

THE MOON IS FULL! THE VEIL IS THIN! HORROR-SCOPES ARE SERVED!! Happy HALLOWEEN, divas! We're officially entering the most HAUNTED week of the year, which is TANC (There Are No Coincidences), considering our seriously intense Full Moon in Taurus. But don't be scared, get prepared! This week, Aliza is serving personalized HORROR-SCOPES for all 12 zodiac signs, complete with predictions for the week ahead AND a special Halloween COSTUME GUIDE for every sign!

Topics: Weekly Brew · Tarot Card of the Week · Journal Prompt · Aries Horoscope · Taurus Horoscope · Gemini Horoscope

What YOUR 8th House REVEALS! (POWER, DEPTH, INTENSITY, MAGNETISM) — Understanding The Haunted House

8.5K views · 1w ago · 1:00:31

Horror? Kink? Destruction!? Welcome to the 8TH HOUSE, divas — the most mysterious, scandalous, and downright HAUNTED part of your entire birth chart! This is where we encounter our deepest desires, our most complicated attachments, and the extraordinary experiences that transform us FOREVER. And if you have PLANETS in the 8th HOUSE? Honey, pull up a chair.

Topics: Welcome to the Tea Party · What Are the 12 Houses in Astrology? · The 8th House: Death, Sex, and Transformation · Everyone Has an 8th House (What It Means) · Sun in the 8th House · Moon in the 8th House

HOROSCOPES Week 10/19: CHAOS! Mercury Retrograde + Scorpio Season + Venus REBORN! (Don't Be SCARED)

9.9K views · 1w ago · 1:12:17

PICK YOUR POISON, DIVAS! Spooky season is getting SERIOUSLY supernatural! First, Scorpio Season officially begins! Then, Venus Retrograde reaches her powerful midpoint at ZERO degrees Scorpio, marking an extraordinary rebirth. And THEN, because apparently we need more chaos, Mercury ALSO goes retrograde! Our final Mercury Retrograde of 2026! And, yes, honey, that means Mercury AND Venus will be retrograde at the same time. The cauldron is BUBBLING!

Topics: Weekly Brew · Tarot Card of the Week · Journal Prompt · Aries Horoscope · Taurus Horoscope · Gemini Horoscope

Top 5 Signs for SHADOW WORK: YOUR Birth Chart REVEALS Truths, Desires, and POWER (What You HIDING?!)

7K views · 2w ago · 45:09

Are you being HAUNTED... by YOURSELF? Chilling! This week — we're diving into your birth chart and heading straight into the psychological underworld to meet your SHADOW SELF: the mysterious, repressed, and secret parts that you've tried to bury, deny, or shame into extinction. But guess what, diva? The shadow is immortal; the shadow will never die! Mwahaha! Behold! It’s time for some seriously spooky SHADOW WORK...

Topics: Welcome to the Tea Party · What Is Shadow Work? · Meet Your Shadow Self · Pluto: Death, Rebirth & Transformation · Black Moon Lilith: Reclaiming Your Power · South Node: The Shadows of Your Past

HOROSCOPES Week 10/12: After 5 WEIRD MONTHS (Thanks to PLUTO), Your POWER is BACK! (BIG SHIFT!)

9.7K views · 2w ago · 56:43

Are you ready to TAKE BACK YOUR POWER?! Well, honey, have I got a deal for you! This week, the cosmos is serving a MAJOR power play, and for the first time in months, some seriously intense energy is finally moving FORWARD. Pluto — the planet of power, control, and transformation — is going direct after being retrograde since May, and suddenly the things that once seemed impossible are looking a whole lot more achievable. New opportunities! Major breakthroughs!

Topics: Weekly Brew · Tarot Card of the Week · Journal Prompt · Aries Horoscope · Taurus Horoscope · Gemini Horoscope

5 Signs You're a Witch — The Top WITCHIEST Placements in Your Birth Chart (Do You Have Any?!)

14K views · 3w ago · 48:37

Are you a witch?! Maybe you already know the answer. Well, divas, grab your broomstick and birth chart, because Aliza is revealing 5 of the witchiest placements in astrology — and you may be a whole lot more enchanted than you realized.Tea is served ...and this one CACKLES!

Topics: Welcome to the Tea Party · What is a Witch? · Sign #1: Scorpio Sun, Moon, or Rising · Sign #2: Strong 8th House Energy · Sign #3: Strong 12th House Energy · Sign #4: Pluto on an Angle

HOROSCOPES Week 10/5: POTENT New Moon in Libra — RELATIONSHIPS Are CHANGING! (But First, CHAOS?!)

8.4K views · 3w ago · 54:47

10.6 TUES — CHICAGO! 10.7 WED — MINNEAPOLIS! We’re barreling into spooky season, and this week’s horoscope explores the upcoming gorgeous New Moon in Libra. It’s opening the door to NEW relationships! NEW opportunities! NEW beginnings! But... yet... there’s something lurking in the shadows. Venus is still retrograde in Scorpio, Mars is doing the absolute most (read: chaotic), and everything seems a bit more... complicated? Good!

Topics: Weekly Brew · Tarot Card of the Week · Journal Prompt · Aries Horoscope · Taurus Horoscope · Gemini Horoscope

Scorpio Keeping It PETTY, Seeking REVENGE, & Capricorn Gets HOTTER With Age (feat. Jake Cornell)

4.1K views · 1mo ago · 28:21

Guest: Jake Cornell

ALIZA'S ASTROLOGY SPOOKY SEASON OCTOBER TOUR — THE HAUNTED TEA PARTY! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW! CHI 10.6 MPLS 10.7 ALL SHOWS Aliza and Jake unpack his Capricorn Rising late-bloomer journey, his Scorpio desire for REVENGE, and why his Aquarius Moon needs to process absolutely everything amongst friends.

Topics: Welcome Jake Cornell to the Tea Party · Tarot Pull: Work, Work, Work! · Capricorn Rising & Getting Hotter with Age · Scorpio Sun: On the Topic of Revenge · What Do People Get Wrong About Scorpios? · Aquarius Moon & The Need for Community

HOROSCOPES Week 9/28: VENUS RETROGRADE! It's Been 8 YEARS! (What Happened in 2018?! It Gets MESSY!)

12K views · 1mo ago · 1:04:04

CHICAGO OCT 6 MINNEAPOLIS OCT 7 ALL SHOWS Venus Retrograde has ARRIVED... and your horoscope is SERVED. For 40 days and 40 nights, Venus — the planet of love, beauty, money, pleasure, values, and desire — is embarking on one of the strangest and most magical retrograde journeys in astrology. Your taste might change. Your relationships might change. Your desires might get... weird. And should an ex-lover suddenly appear at your door? DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR.

Topics: Weekly Brew · Tarot Card of the Week · Journal Prompt · Aries Horoscope · Taurus Horoscope · Gemini Horoscope

Are You COMPATIBLE? Answering YOUR BURNING Astrology Questions on Love, Lust, and Exes (It's TEA!)

5.2K views · 1mo ago · 51:50

Are you compatible... or are you just weirdly horny? Welcome to the 50th episode of AstroloTea, divas! To celebrate, Aliza is answering your most BURNING, SALACIOUS, TEA-ROTIC questions about love, lust, soulmates, exes, and everything you’ve always wanted to know about astrological compatibility — but may have been a little too shy to ask. Honey, get ready for a very delicious sip; in fact, it may be an aphrodisiac!

Topics: Welcome to the Tea Party · Question #1: Does Your Partner Need to Be Into Astrology? · Question #2: Why Is the Best Sex of My Life Always With the WORST People? · Question #4: Is It Okay to Get Back Together During a Retrograde? · Question #6: Is Checking Someone’s Birth Chart Without Telling Them Invasive?

HOROSCOPES Week 9/21: WILD Equinox + FERAL Full Moon in Aries = INSANE TURNING POINT! (Here We GO!)

9K views · 1mo ago · 1:11:34

HELLO SPOOKY SEASON! This week, the Sun enters Libra, we cross the threshold of the Equinox, AND a completely buck-wild Full Moon in Aries turns everyone into a WEREWOLF. Plus, Mars — the most horned up planet — speeds into Leo... y’know, as if there wasn’t enough going on. What does it mean for YOU? Your horoscope is served, and it’s an absolutely scalding!

Topics: Weekly Brew · Tarot Card of the Week · Journal Prompt · Aries Horoscope · Taurus Horoscope · Gemini Horoscope

Neptune in Your Birth Chart... And Why It Matters • AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly

8.7K views · 1mo ago · 1:10:38

Where’s YOUR Neptune? Today, we’re visiting this distant, misty waterworld; welcome to Neptune, divas! Here, you’ll enjoy divine inspiration! Psychic revelations! Hollywood glamour! Spiritual ecstasy! Compulsive escapism! And... who knows what else! It’s hard to see anything through this thick fog! But hey, that’s Neptune for ya. Get lost with Aliza as she hits the dance floor, rocking to the rhythm of the strangest, foggiest, and most mysterious planet in your birth chart.

Topics: Welcome to Neptune · Neptune: Dreams, Delusions, and Belief · The Strange Discovery of Neptune · Neptune’s Mythology + Villain Origin Story · The Ocean, the Psyche + Dissolving Boundaries · Why Neptune Rules Entertainment, Addiction, Spirituality

HOROSCOPES Week 9/14: SUPER INTENSE Neptune + Pluto — 500-YEAR CYCLE!? Is AI God?! (MAJOR MOMENT)

8.2K views · 1mo ago · 1:07:24

Do you believe in aliens? Ghosts? IS AI THE NEW GOD?! Honey, your horoscope is all about this super rare alignment between Neptune and Pluto. This is a major pivot point in a 500-year cycle, and it will actively reshape your relationship with power, imagination, and the future in both subtle and casual cataclysmic ways. The theme of the week is I WANT TO BELIEVE — and honey, we’re all about to get beamed tf up.

Topics: Weekly Brew · Tarot Card of the Week · Journal Prompt · Aries Horoscope · Taurus Horoscope · Gemini Horoscope

7 Signs You’re Actually LEVELING UP (Yes, ESPECIALLY If YOUR Life is FALLING APART) • AstroloTea

8.3K views · 1mo ago · 1:07:10

IS YOUR LIFE IN SHAMBLES? Does it feel like nothing is going according to plan? Well, you are in luck! The fact that your entire reality is turning to dust may actually mean you’re on the precipice of a MASSIVE UPLEVEL. You’ve outgrown your conditions. You’ve expanded beyond the walls of your current reality. And something much, much bigger is about to unfold.

Topics: Welcome to the Tea Party · What Is an Uplevel? · Uplevel #1: Virgo or Pisces Placements · Uplevel #2: Leo Placements · Uplevel #3: Aquarius Placements · Uplevel #4: Gemini Placements