Dam Internet, You Scary!

Celebrity Impressions, Streaming & Surviving an AI Takeover on DIYS w/guest Albreanna

17K views · 2d ago · 1:15:46

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Albreanna joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for a Halloween edition of Dam Internet, You Scary! — complete with a Mike Tyson costume and a conversation about how she started creating celebrity characters, beginning with Steve Harvey and eventually expanding into impressions like Stevie Wonder.

Topics: Halloween Cold Open & Mike Tyson Costume · Meet Albreanna · Would You Hang Out With Mike Tyson? · Dennis Rodman, Celebrity Stories & Dream Hangouts · Dating Older & the Martha Stewart Debate · The Caesar Salad Rabbit Hole

3D Printed Meat & PLAGUE Quarantine News on DIYS with Kanisha Buss

29K views · 1w ago · 1:12:25

Guest: Kanisha Buss

Welcome back to Dam Internet, You Scary! This week, the crew sits down with comedian, writer, and actress extraordinaire Kanisha Buss (ComicView, Safe Space, Big Homie) for a wild deep-dive into the weirdest corners of the internet.

Topics: The McDonald's Fry Theory & Fast Food Apps · Defending Arby's & The Secret Menu · The Ultimate Fast Food Tier List (Wendy's, Taco Bell, Sonic) · The Ultimate Delivery Story: Water Breaking at Sonic · Wingstop & In-N-Out Fry Debates · Jack in the Box & The "Girlfriend Box" Concept

Trump’s New AI Force, Space Trash Maps, and Ancient UFO Art Explained | Dam Internet, You Scary!

24K views · 2w ago · 1:10:39

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Topics: 90s Fashion, Boyfriend Jeans, and Car History Trends · Understanding Car Trim Levels (GT, SRT, and More) · Escalades, Spinning Rims, and Custom 90s Car Stereos · VCRs and DVD Players in Cars (The Wild Stunt Era) · Custom Plexiglass Car Modifications and Parking Lot Pimping · Detachable Face Radios and Stolen Steering Wheels

Dion Lack Explains High School Exes, Teletubbies Conspiracies, & More | Dam Internet, You Scary!

17K views · 3w ago · 1:23:05

Welcome back to another chaotic and hilarious episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! With Tahir Moore, Patrick Cloud, and special guest comedian, writer, and actor Dion Lack In this episode, the guys dive deep into some wild internet theories, breakdown movie critiques, share insane high school ex-girlfriend confrontation stories, debate the realities of ancient travel and diets, and completely lose it over the infamous Teletubbies mixed with The Sopranos subtitles blunder.

The Rules Changed: Dating, Work & the American Dream on DIYS with Kali Scott

29K views · 4w ago · 1:03:22

Guest: Kali Scott

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Make sure to follow our guest What happened to the American Dream? We were raised to believe that if you worked hard, went to school, got a job, and played by the rules, you could eventually build the life you wanted. But for a new generation, that promise looks very different.

Roller Coaster Brain Injuries & Hideo Kojima’s Real Ghost Scanning Game on DIYS

14K views · 1mo ago · 1:04:59

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HORSE MEAT??!! Live on DIYS with Guest Host Milah Mapp

13K views · 1mo ago · 1:07:47

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What Animal Would You Fight For A Million Dollars? on DIYS

29K views · 1mo ago · 1:14:16

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! We take a deep dive into some genuinely shocking news, starting with a food industry warning about ground beef and the reality of how processed foods are handled.

Black Childhood Rules, Another NFL Scammer Exposed and Rabid Bats on DIYS w/ Donny Comedy

22K views · 1mo ago · 1:05:37

Guest: Donny Comedy

Tahir Moore welcomes comedian, writer, and father Donny Comedy to Dam Internet, You Scary! to break down the wildest news stories trending across the web. Donny shares his hilarious theory on how to guarantee having a baby boy, navigating morning breath rules in marriage, and strict childhood upbringing rules.

Topics: Donny’s "Secret Rules" to Guarantee Having a Boy · Morning Breath Rules & Marriage Survival · Father Leaves 7-Year-Old Alone on Mount Fuji · Black Childhood Rules: Never Ask for Food at Relatives' Houses · Rabid Bat Warning Issued in Pasadena Park · Vasectomy Rules & Basic Personal Hygiene

From Humanoid Robots to a Real-Life Power Ranger Crime Story on DIYS

22K views · 2mo ago · 1:17:12

Humanoid robots are running faster, boxing, and getting better every year — so naturally Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud start planning for the robot apocalypse. On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick get into humanoid robot competitions, AI fears, the economy, food and restaurant safety, tipping and delivery-app prices, a reported Power Rangers-related burglary story, and whether it might finally be time to move somewhere and start a farm.

Topics: Humanoid Robots Are Getting Way Too Fast · What Happens When AI Meets the Robots? · Economic Anxiety and the “Stop Paying Bills” Plan · The World Humanoid Robot Games · Our Apocalypse Plans Have a Problem · Would You Get Robot Body Parts?

Surgery During an Earthquake? | Dam Internet, You Scary!

17K views · 2mo ago · 1:16:33

Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are running on fumes after a marathon day filming their first independent project — but Dam Internet, You Scary! still has plenty to get into. They break down what it took to shoot 32 of 41 planned scenes in one day, the cast and crew who stepped up to make it happen, and why creators may be better off making the project themselves instead of waiting for Hollywood to say yes.

Topics: They Survived a 15-Hour Shoot · Getting a 58-Page Script at the Last Minute · 32 Scenes Down, 9 to Go · BetterHelp · Doctors Protect a Patient During an Earthquake · Is America Still Leading?

Hecklers, Fake Podcast Drama & the Race to Go Viral on Dam Internet, You Scary!

15K views · 2mo ago · 1:00:39

Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud get into the strange new rules of going viral: hecklers trying to become part of the show, comedians manufacturing audience moments, podcasts staging drama, and the uncomfortable question of whether simply making good content is still enough.

Topics: Phoenix Heat and Sleeping in a Car for Comedy · MTV Yo Momma and the Reality of Reality TV · How Roasting Changed the All Def Culture · Kids, Parenting and Seventh Grade Chaos · Looking Back at the DIYS Backlog · Factor

Winning Festival at Sea Changed Tahir Moore’s Comedy Plans on DIYS

17K views · 2mo ago · 1:15:34

Tahir Moore is back from Festival at Sea with a win. In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir tells Patrick Cloud how he won a multi-round comedy competition aboard an eight-day cruise, performed for a packed theater, and prepared each set like he was studying game footage. He also explains why observational jokes gave him an advantage, how cruise passengers became new supporters, and why that exposure may be worth more than the prize itself.

Topics: Tahir’s Festival at Sea experience · The cruise-ship comedy competition · Four rounds and the pressure of advancing · How cruise observations gave Tahir an edge · The $1,000 drink package workaround · Planning four different stand-up sets

The Studio Cut Khleo Thomas’s Hair—and Had to Pay for It | Dam Internet, You Scary!

22K views · 3mo ago · 1:19:13

Khleo Thomas joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud to talk about Dream Con, cosplay, childhood acting, entertainment contracts, social-media criticism, and the importance of protecting your professional value. Khleo shares his perspective on Dream Con’s growth, recalls unexpectedly being asked to host Gatekeepers, and explains how his ability to adapt has helped him move between acting, gaming, streaming, producing, hosting, and brand work.

Topics: Khleo Thomas joins the show · Looking back at Dream Con · Why Dream Con matters to Black creators · Khleo’s busiest Dream Con experiences · How Khleo became the Gatekeepers host · The “Swiss Army Khleo” reputation

Malcolm Barrett Joins DIYS & The Conversation Goes Completely Off the Rails

21K views · 3mo ago · 1:05:37

Malcolm Barrett returns to Dam Internet, You Scary! and somehow the conversation goes from Dream Con stories to lab-grown meat, ravens with incredible memories, 1950s slang, Yellowstone bison attacks, and one of the most ridiculous cannibalism debates we've ever had.