100% Certified Misinformation. This is the home of Robbie ‘The Fire’ Bernstein — stand-up comic and host of the Run Your Mouth podcast. We cover politics, cu…
53:294.9K views · 1d ago · 53:29
FBI entrapment deep dive + bonus content: ($5/month) Porch Tour
Topics: Pre-Intro: Wasting Your Time on Purpose · The Intro · Plugs & Porch Tour Dates · Ilhan Omar’s Sham Marriage Investigation · Instacart’s H-1B Hiring Settlement · Cops Using Flock Cameras to Stalk Their Exes
55:527.5K views · 1w ago · 55:52
The empire's crumbling and everybody on the inside is grabbing what they can on the way out. Kimberly Guilfoyle and the $100K Amex payment, the Secret Service deputy director pushing his old drone company on 60 Minutes, Trump staffers lawyering up ahead of the midterms, and Netanyahu pitching the Iran war's return to win his election.
Topics: Bring Back the Hot Iguana · The French Riots Explained · Trump vs. the Press Room · Trump's Aptitude Test · Everyone's Cashing Out · Netanyahu & the Iran War
1:21:0420K views · 2w ago · 1:21:04
Right after my FBI entrapment presentation in Austin, Scott Horton joined me live to fact-check it, and then we went much deeper. We cover The informants around the Oklahoma City bombing The FBI agent who egged on the Garland attacker Whether MKUltra ever “worked,” including Manson and Kaczynski The Liberty City Seven, the Fort Dix “pizza plot,” and the Lodi, California case How the FBI blocked the Moussaoui warrant before 9/11 Why chasing PR cases let real threats like…
Topics: Does the CIA orchestrate real violence? · Scott fact-checks the FBI entrapment presentation · Moussaoui & the warrant the FBI refused · Lodi, CA: the pole-vaulting terrorists · How the US armed the jihadists · Did FBI pre-crime stop anything?
56:307.5K views · 2w ago · 56:30
Prices are up, but nobody is tracking the bullshit. Rob appoints himself Chief Economist of BS and reports the latest indicators: unstaffed bag counters, empty soap dispensers, broken hotel keys, an AI hotel line that asks about your Medicare enrollment, a roach in an Austin food-truck burger, and a 600mg cold brew. Then Rob's college show gets shut down by a hallway monitor over a slide quoting the FBI's own words.
Topics: The BS Index · Immigration Hard Reversal · Campus Show Shutdown · Hormuz Comeback Lie · Trump Crash Out · Full Hot Chick Briefing
47:202.9K views · 1mo ago · 47:20
Corporations learned during Covid that we'll just take it, so now they're using AI to jack prices on anyone who looks like they can afford it. The answer is a mass movement of weaponized cheapness: liberals fully couponed up, bartering in the aisles, and hiring homeless guys to carry your phone around Dollar General so the algorithm thinks you're broke.
Topics: News Intro · Porch Tour Dates · Sweeney Joins Tribe · Airport Prison Lines · Breakfast Causes Cancer · Trump Loves Xi
40:265.1K views · 1mo ago · 40:26
The White House kicks out the press, and everyone's screaming censorship. Rob points out it was always an exclusive club, and Karoline Leavitt more or less admits the briefing room is a WWF show. Then Trump launches his own network, and Rob applies for program director with a full lineup: Border Watch, Front Running the Market, Pardon Me, Everything's Going Great, Trump's Tanning Hour and Melania's English as a Second Language.
Topics: Hyrox athlete's diarrhea forfeit · Porch Tour: SF, Sacramento, Reno, Salt Lake City · Trump bans news outlets from the White House · Leavitt admits the briefing room is a show · No-microphone Trump is the best Trump · The White House launches Trump TV
1:16:363.9K views · 1mo ago · 1:16:36
Kash Patel is mad online, Mitch McConnell is back and fully inflated, and James Comer makes a strong case for being the Epstein cover-up guy. Trump blames the Biden FBI for Butler with zero receipts, then reality immediately contradicts him on Hormuz mines, the Ukraine energy truce, and Iran, and he gives Flock cameras his endorsement.
Topics: News Intro · Comer the Cover-Up Guy · Trump's Week of Misses · AI Wants a Fed · Holdout Juror Twist · Victim Class Olympics
41:5814K views · 1mo ago · 41:58
Somebody at the White House is still working the Renaming Desk. New Mexico is now New America, Iran got downgraded from a war to an "intermittent" appetizer, and we're being told it's all small potatoes — the kind you choke on. Meanwhile the administration would very much like the Iran situation to stay quiet until the midterms are safely behind us, McConnell may or may not be alive, and nobody's asked about the redacted Epstein files in a while.
Topics: News Intro · Small Potatoes War · He Still Campaigns · Games For This Regime · The Great Influencer Ban · I Want A Wifebot
46:572.7K views · 2mo ago · 46:57
Guests: Forensic Astrology, Robbie Bernstein's
Then it's Tales From The Flock: a man charged with felonies for destroying a fake Flock camera, an anti-Flock guy who got banned from the Flock convention and answered by flying facial-recognition drones over it, Hawley opening an investigation, and the Officer of the Year whose award did not survive his ex-girlfriend walking into the department.
Topics: It Was The Husband · Forensic Astrology · Voices Get Bossy · Porch Dates Up · Lake America Now · Pre-Burnt Clothes
51:354.3K views · 2mo ago · 51:35
Guest: Robbie Bernstein's
Flock cameras are pitched as the thing standing between you and stolen cars, missing kids, and chaos in the streets. So I actually ran the numbers. The entire upside — the portion of your insurance bill that exists because cars get stolen — works out to about six dollars a year. That's the price tag on letting the government log where you go and who you're with.
Topics: Porch Tour Update · Debt Reduction Plan · Beef Tariffs · Fauci's Legal Defense Fund · Trump's Stock Trading · Flock Cameras
59:402.6K views · 2mo ago · 59:40
Google may have finally discovered the real way AI destroys humanity: train it on the decision-making of a budget airline. Robbie breaks down the terrifying future of Spirit-powered artificial intelligence, Trump declaring victory in the Strait of Hormuz, the endless Iran storyline, why AI keeps declaring Andrew Wilson the winner over Candace Owens, and the latest revelations surrounding Fauci, COVID policy, censorship and the people who would really rather everyone just…
Topics: Welcome to Run Your Mouth · Google Just Doomed Humanity · The Spirit Airlines AI Monster · Nancy Mace's Tattoo Era · Trump, Iran & The Strait of Hormuz · Whatever, Dude: The Iran War
28:10485 views · 2mo ago · 28:10
Episode from the road — audio only, no wifi, and a hotel that couldn't be bothered to put soap in the shower. Rob opens on the general collapse of American competence, the maid-tip note left strategically in view, and Delta running out of pilots badly enough to cancel a Chicago porch show.
Topics: Hotel Soap Rant · Delta Cancels Chicago · Breaking Up Brands · Porch Tour Dates · SPLC Lady Arrested · ICE Electric Gloves
3:07303 views · 2mo ago · 3:07
One of my harsher/Wilder jokes and Here's a headline to match it Told in Summer of 2021. The Free Staters were on board. Only told these a few times and this video is the only version of it. Wasn't smart enough to wear a lav or anything fancy like that yet.
1:11:17998 views · 2mo ago · 1:11:17
Nobody knows what's going on in the world, and this is the one show honest about the fact that we're making it up as we go. Fifty thousand men invade a Spanish enclave, take a dump, and go home. Trump calls off the biggest strike since World War II for the eleventh time. Todd Blanche discovers he doesn't mind weaponization after all. Mamdani needs an ID that isn't an ID. Lindsey Graham gets caught on camera taking assignments from Netanyahu.
Topics: Nobody Knows Anything · Moroccan Spain Invasion · Creative Iran Solutions · Iran Strikes Walkback · Pool Knifer Goes Free · Gov Resumes Weaponization
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