Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast

“My Mum Said I Had a P*nis Reduction As A Kid” | EP217

6.5K views · 4d ago · 1:32:49

Luke finally asks his mum about the operation he had as a kid. Her explanation? “You had a penis reduction.” Pete isn’t buying it. Also this week: does interracial adoption work? And a dilemma from a woman who says she had the perfect marriage—but still left her husband.

Topics: Pete’s camp-ness was is getting out of hand + Pete’s bad behaviour as a kid · getting a joke years later makes you feel wiser · does interracial adoption work? · top tier comment with a top tier reply · our top Sheetsters · charlottes got into an embarrassing situation

Would You Rather Be Rich or Respected? | EP216

8.1K views · 1w ago · 1:30:32

On this week’s episode, Luke asks Pete: would he rather be rich but respected by nobody, or broke but respected by everyone? The boys discuss the woman who woke up angry after a failed execution, and Luke enlightens Pete on how he would punish her. Plus, Pete has an interesting theory about today’s news—and what it would take to make us take the atrocities more seriously.

Topics: death row woman wakes up angry + live stream execution? · do we take the news seriously anymore? · what’s more important money or respect? · why does money change your relationship? · could you handle being your parts nerd second option?

Your Wife Falls Into a Tiger Enclosure… Do You Jump In? | EP215

8.2K views · 2w ago · 1:23:53

Your wife falls into a tiger enclosure. Do you jump in? This week, the boys discuss the man who was killed after entering a tiger enclosure and question whether they’d be brave enough to help—or risk their own lives to save their wives. They also explore a murder case where the killer had the perfect alibi and debate whether school uniforms should be banned from adult content.

Topics: Pete is extremely camp · black comedy shows don’t like stuff like... · Man falls into tiger enclosure · pilot tried to Kll co-pilot, how do we stop this? · Man kills family but has perfect alibi · should we stop the use of school uniforms in adult content?

Woman Survives Botched Execution | EP214

8.2K views · 3w ago · 1:08:18

Guest: Woman Survives Botched Execution

On this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet, the boys discuss the shocking story of a death row inmate who survived a botched execution, before acting out how they’d handle the situation themselves. Pete opens up to Luke about the embarrassment he felt after suffering a panic attack on the motorway. And this week’s dilemma comes from a man whose wife grew up in a filthy household.

Topics: footballer knocks out sexual attacker · wrestling naked · panic attack · death row convict survives two injections · dilemma: my wife and her family are unclean

He Did Gay Scenes for Money But Swears He’s Straight | EP213

12K views · 1mo ago · 1:25:36

On this week’s episode, the boys discuss influencer Big Stacks, who says he’s straight despite having appeared in gay adult films — apparently, it was all about the money. Meanwhile, Pete gets caught up in a three-way road-rage incident, and Luke somehow ends up in a fight over a pizza.

Topics: “my mum tries to join on the joke” · Pete’s road rage again · insight into male gynaecologist · when you accidentally call someone gay · circumcision · she sexted her friend and she sent it to her whole family