“NEWS” A weekly satirical podcast hosted by Internet Personality Christian Vierling. New episodes weekly.
1:20:1014K views · 1w ago · 1:20:10
America is turning into the Hunger Games, roller coasters are launching people into orbit, Gen Z is giving up alcohol, and apparently we've only got TEN YEARS TOPS. Welcome to Episode 10 of NEWS. With Christian Vierling — the only news show committed to finding the positive in humanity's spectacular collapse.
1:01:5716K views · 2w ago · 1:01:57
THE BLACK PLAGUE IS BACK?! REPTILIANS ARE RUNNING THE GOVERNMENT?! AND PETE DAVIDSON IS COMPLAINING ABOUT INFLUENCERS?! Welcome to Episode 9 of NEWS. With Christian Vierling — where the headlines are real, the reactions are unhinged, and humanity apparently has TEN YEARS TOPS.
1:06:5617K views · 3w ago · 1:06:56
Christian Vierling is asking the questions no sane person would ask- especially while surrounded by Swifties. This week on NEWS, Christian and Jerry dive into the terrifying power of Taylor Swift's fanbase, the dystopian insanity, (and vanity) of the VMAs, Meta's adorable little AI future that arrives just in time to steal your data, gentle parenting, Pokémon addiction, and the special circle of hell known as the destination wedding.
1:18:4627K views · 1mo ago · 1:18:46
Welcome back to NEWS. with Christian Vierling, where the headlines are questionable, the opinions are worse, and knowing less may actually make you happier. This week, Christian dives headfirst into another collection of things nobody asked him to explain — from Korean BBQ etiquette and the annual pumpkin-spice takeover to looksmaxxing, 2000s nostalgia, men going to therapy, Christian influencers, megachurch culture, Dance Moms, Abby Lee Miller, and the terrifying…
1:14:4129K views · 1mo ago · 1:14:41
Christian also relives a disastrous Korean BBQ experience, recalls taking four grams of mushrooms in high school, wonders whether celebrities can still move their faces, explains why he’ll inevitably buy Apple’s newest gadget no matter how much he complains about it, and sends another personal message to any extraterrestrials currently monitoring Earth.
1:22:0822K views · 1mo ago · 1:22:08
NEWS is back for Episode 5, and somehow the world has managed to get even stranger. Christian Vierling and producer Jerry tear into another week of ridiculous headlines, questionable decisions and stories that probably deserve far more mature analysis than they’re going to receive here.
1:11:5420K views · 1mo ago · 1:11:54
Christian Vierling and producer Jerry are back for another completely reasonable examination of current events. This week: Flock surveillance cameras are popping up everywhere, Trump’s approval numbers spark Christian’s presidential ambitions, America needs to embrace men with less-than-impressive equipment, an iPhone story sends the show into technological despair, sex robots inevitably enter the conversation, sorority recruitment season returns, and advances in animal…
52:3420K views · 2mo ago · 52:34
NEWS is back for Episode 3, and apparently civilization has decided to completely give up. Christian Vierling and producer Jerry Brunskill dive into the latest chaos: record-setting food recalls, America’s obsession with goth girls, whether men should cry, Luigi Mangione, the surge in UFO and UAP sightings, fantasy football destroying relationships, parents posting their kids online, a massive full moon and lunar eclipse, Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi, and Prince Harry’s…
42:4717K views · 2mo ago · 42:47
On Episode 2 of NEWS with Christian Vierling, Christian takes on the stories nobody asked him to explain — and probably shouldn't have. College grads are moving back in with their parents just in time for AI to take the jobs they thought they were getting. Nepo babies are still thriving. GLP-1s are changing the American dad bod. Influencers are supposedly dying out. Celebrities are becoming less relatable by the minute.
Topics: Tonight on NEWS · NEWS with Christian Vierling · Have Americans Become Too Prudish? · College Grads Are Moving Back Home · AI Is Coming for Your Job · Christian's Extremely Bad Solution
42:2923K views · 2mo ago · 42:29
This week on News with Christian Vierling: a nation united by diarrhea, a Disney adult in the family, and men's obsession with supplements. We cover the Taco Bell outbreak, declining birth rates, the American literacy crisis, Elon Musk saying money's over — and then say the exact wrong thing about all of it.
Topics: I had a weapon and I said "give me a show" · America has diarrhea and we stand with Taco Bell · I interviewed a Disney adult (it was my sister) · It's not your fault, it's the moon · You're not low on magnesium, you're just abusive · Declining birth rates & why kids shouldn't fly
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